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KharaCara

Khara Cara

San Francisco CA USA www.kharacara.com

About KharaCara

If I make you laugh, will you vote for me please? Yes? Yes! Ok, here we go:

1.  Wife:You never kiss me anymore.
Hubbs:Yeah, that's because you're married.

2.  Before I got married, my would-be husband would always tell me that I was going to be his wife.  "You're going to be wife," or "Omg, you're so my wife already."  Finally I asked him, "Why do you keep telling me you want me to be your wife?" And he answered, "Because I know you would be a great mother." "Of course I'll be a great mother! I will pay child support on time every month!"

3.  Wife:How did you know you wanted to marry me?
Hubbs:I don't know. I just decided to do it.
Wife:[Sigh]
Hubbs:It's a decision that will haunt me for the rest of my life.

4.  Wife: Before my husband came home from work, I laid out on the dining table.
Girlfriend: Yeah? What happened when he came home.
Wife: When he came in, he said, "Ugh...leftovers again?"

=D

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2 Contest Entries

  • How To Make Girlfriends
  • What Black Men And Asian Women Have In Common

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KharaCara  submitted a contest entry,   How To Make Girlfriendson May 24th, 13

KharaCara  submitted a contest entry,   What Black Men And Asian Women Have In Commonon May 24th, 13

KharaCara  commented on  What Black Men And Asian Women Have In Commonon Apr 4th, 11

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KharaCara  posted  I just became a finalist!on Oct 4th, 10

KharaCara  submitted a contest entry,   How To Make Girlfriendson Sep 21st, 10