If I make you laugh, will you vote for me please? Yes? Yes! Ok, here we go:
1. Wife:You never kiss me anymore.
Hubbs:Yeah, that's because you're married.
2. Before I got married, my would-be husband would always tell me that I was going to be his wife. "You're going to be wife," or "Omg, you're so my wife already." Finally I asked him, "Why do you keep telling me you want me to be your wife?" And he answered, "Because I know you would be a great mother." "Of course I'll be a great mother! I will pay child support on time every month!"
3. Wife:How did you know you wanted to marry me?
Hubbs:I don't know. I just decided to do it.
Hubbs:It's a decision that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
4. Wife: Before my husband came home from work, I laid out on the dining table.
Girlfriend: Yeah? What happened when he came home.
Wife: When he came in, he said, "Ugh...leftovers again?"
KharaCara judged contest entry My baby girlon Oct 6th, 10