Hello and welcome to another episode of YOBIRandom. Today I’m with Peter Le Mac who can make chickens fly, which is an incredible talent I’ve never heard of that before. Hi. That’s uh yep, one thing when I said that I could make chickens fly, okay, that was a lie I can’t actually do that. I just said that. I just lie about things I’ve got no, uh, I don’t even think it’s possible to make chickens fly actually. So just to get it out of the way, no I don’t know how that affects the rest of the interview or anything but I definitely cannot make chickens fly. Have you any idea how long it took us to get here? I’m good at lying, I’m bad at lying. So if that helps we can talk about that. Um do you want to talk about that? I’m a good liar, I’m a bad liar. I, I lie, I don’t lie. Not many people are able to lie about everything. Uh when I say not many people, there’s roughly I think three billion people in the world who lie to the same extent that I do and every year we get around a big table and I win the big award for lying and then we all go down to the pub it’s a very big pub because it has to fit three billion people in. So that’s another lie. What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told? I’ve never lied, ever. I cannot pronounce the word tomato. Tomato, can’t pronounce it. I’m allergic to all kinds of food and haven’t eaten since 1996. I can’t do this expression. I used to play football for England during the 1998 World Cup. I lost my arm in a skiing accident but the ice kept it cold and so when I went back the following year I found it again and they reattached it. I’ve never been to Spain; actually, no I haven’t so that’s not a lie. Yeah, just cut that one out. I’ll find out when the next train is. There’s no train, there aren’t any trains. Yeah yeah whatever. No no there aren’t any trains today - it's national no train day. I think you’re a lovely guy, I think you’ve got an amazing talent, and I can’t wait to tell the world about your skills. Thank you. Cheers. Which one of those was a lie? None of them. All three of them, all three of them were lies. Is that a lie? Have you got everything you need in the interview? Yep cool. Just give you directions. No it’s alright I don’t want them, okay. I know how to get there, cool. Well thanks a lot. Ooh I just got a text message from my wife. What is it? I can’t put up with your lies any longer it’s over. That’s my wife. Oh god, it’s never ending is it? Okay, alright ooh my wife’s left me umm okay uh nice to meet you. Bye!