To Have A Merry Christmas by samwrestle

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***Lyrics***
Mommy and Daddy, Christmas time is all about "Geez...just give me the gifts"
I promise you'll be sorry if I don't get every single thing on my list
I want my toys and I want my bike
Give them to me or I will ruin your life...and I won't think twice

I'll put lipstick on Daddy's collar
I'll get a girls number and tell Mommy "Daddy called her"
I'll buy a new pair of men's underwear
Leave them on the bed and blame it on mom's love affair
I hope by now you can tell that I'm serious
I'll stop at nothing to have a Merry Christmas

I don't want many things, but I'll do anything to get them
And if I dont, I'll tell the cops you touched me and you'll go to prison
You'll think you're in the shower, all alone
But get a surprise when you drop the soap...so dont tell me no!

I'll take mom's money from her purse
I'll buy some gay porn and tell dad it was her's
I'll grab a girls butt at the mall
I'll point to my dad and hell get kicked in the balls
Don't be a fool, I don't want to cause a fuss
But I'll do anything...to have a Merry Christmas