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Yo Yo Yo, What it Do, What it Do?
My name is Kevin Ram and I'm here to talk to you
To explain to Y'all why im so happy, my reason is regularity
I don't mean in terms of lifestyle, its much deeper than that
So gimme a while, to explain, the train of thought I'm in
Class is in session now let's begin.
 
I eat lots of bran, (lots of bran) lots of fibre too. (fibre too)
You know why I do it, (why he do it) it helps me poo (helps him poo)
 
That's right thats why I roll like that, and I can tell you exactly when I last shat
Some people think I'm dumb when I speak these rhymes, but you can call me rolex cause I'm always on time
 
At first I was lost but then I found bran (Found bran)
And now I know that I'm the man (Man)
At first I couldn't tell the time now I see an improvement (Improvement)
I can set my watch by my bowel movement (Movement)
 
Know what time it is, I always do
Cause I can set my watch by when I poo
I said number 2, like when I drop a deuce
And when it hits the bowl, I know what to do
I can change what Dookie Fresh means
By simply eating all of my greens
The good thing about it is I know when to be home
So I'm never caught in public when I should be on the throne
When I hear that flush I know what time it be
Cause I set my watch by my dookie
It aint no illusion and it ain't to trick
Just look at my watch tick tock tick
 
 
At first I was lost but then I found bran (Found bran)
And now I know that I'm the man (I'm the Man)
At first I couldn't tell the time now I see an improvement (Home Improvement, yeah)
I can set my watch by my bowel movement (Movement)
 
I laugh at all those fools that never ate a bran muffin
They think that it just cant do nothing
That's crazy talk they must be out they minds
I know exactly when I have to unwind
I'm the Reader's Digest number 1 subscriber
And I give all the thanks to bran and fiber
I'm regular like Shatner but I dont need a procter
Cause by eatin all my bran I live long and prosper
I always crack a grin on that porcelain
When I feel the event start to begin
And I dont have to check when I'm on that brim
It's time to let the Cosbys out for a swim
 
At first I was lost but then I found bran (Found bran)
And now I know that I'm the man (I'm the Man)
At first I couldn't tell the time now I see an improvement (Tim Allen)
I can set my watch by my bowel movement (Bowel Movement)

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