Polyester Hair - original song by Vicky Payne by VickyPayne

Some people seem so wrapped up in getting ready for life that they forget to actually live it.

 

LYRICS:-

Her hair is half polyester

eye make-up like Uncle Fester.

Tango skin to an oompa loompa's shade.

Starts her routine in the morning

when the sun is up and dawning

till it starts to fade.

 

So where'd my little sister go?

This girl's putting on a show!

I don't recognise her anymore.

Spends all her day getting ready

for an hour of living

on the dancefloor.

 

Polyester hair, blowing in the wind

doesn't seem to care

that it doesn't bring her joy.

Inside she's dying and her soul can't carry on.

 

Finally picked some clothes, re-powdered her nose

weighed down in her gold couture

& her only care is her polyester hair

& the men that it's gonna lure.

 

Polyester hair, blowing in the wind

doesn't seem to care

that it doesn't bring her joy.

Inside she's dying and her soul can't carry on.

 

So where'd my little sister go?

This girl's putting on a show!

I don't recognise her anymore.

Spends all her day getting ready

for an hour of living

on the dancefloor.

 

So now she's home, on the phone

it don't seem so bad. Hope it's a fad

& she ain't wasting away her youth.

 

Polyester hair, blowing in the wind

doesn't seem to care

that it doesn't bring her joy.

Inside she's dying and her soul won't carry on.